No. I don’t do Free Phone Sex

Cheap Phone SexI was filling up for one of my girls in the dispatch office the other day.  It’s not something I do nowadays, what with running a phone sex service, dealing with girls and boys and the various challenges that people with a higher than average sex drive can bring to the workplace but it was an interesting experience and one which I have promised myself I would participate in more often.

There are lots of reasons why I liked being the first person callers get to talk to but my experience the other day reminded me of at least one reason why it can be a little repetitive.  Let me throw in the reasons that make this occupation very exciting.

  • I get to talk to men from all over the world.
  • I get to know a variety of people, each with their own unique way of expressing themselves.  First there are the typical shy men who probably have a hardon the size of the Eiffel Tower, but get really shy all of a sudden the moment someone at the end of the line picks up their call. Quite a few of these gentlemen get so anxious that as soon as they hear a voice, they put the phone down, only to call again a few minutes later.  I had a guy who actually called 11 times before finally allowing himself the pleasure of speaking with me.
  • I need to be able to navigate them though the process of payment (we don’t do free here!) but keep them aroused enough so that they don’t loose their interest!
  • I get to hear different voices, accents which quite often is a turn on in itself because believe me, some of you guys have really, really sexy voices..

I could go on for ever…

Still I need to mention what really gets me frustrated:

  • Some men call with the deliberate intention of cheating.  They use a credit card that doesn’t belong to them (their wife’s!!!). They give the wrong address.  They try to prolong the call long enough so that they can come without having had to pay for anything.
  • Some me thing that because they are special, I should be giving it to them for free!

The other day, I had this guy who was telling me that he “would never pay for sex, much less for phone sex!”.  When I asked him when was the last time he actually had sex with anyone, be it in real life or by phone, he called me a bitch and then put the phone down…

Silly boy, he has no idea how bitchy I can be with arseholes…

But he and others like him are the exceptions to the rule.  I can say that the vast majority of you are real gentlemen, if if deep down, you want to let the beast in you have his way with me!

And that’s perfectly fine!  This is exactly why I (we) want you to do!  Do me (us).  Unless you want us to turn the tables on you!

You choose.  But first you have to call.

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